Rachel Uchitel, AKA Tiger Woods’ former mistress, was snapped taking a stroll on the beach with her funny looking dog. I’ve seen other photos of her where she looks like a stylin’ Glamazon, but here, not so much. The black bikini with the bit of tulle ruffle fringe looks a wee small, but it’s certainly much more interesting than plain black. I like that she accessorized the suit with some bling, but earrings, two necklaces, bunch of bracelets and big fat ring is a bit too much. Lastly, there’s the skirt. I don’t know what’s going on with the tiered, ruffled, tie-dye thing. It’s kind of a mess, really. It’s definitely an odd choice for someone so fashionable and trendy.

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I guess posing in bikinis is part of Miss USA’s job description. Here’s the reigning queen Rima Fakih in a black bikini posing for the press. I think she’s beautiful but the bikini she’s wearing doesn’t do anything for her. Not sure if the suit was her choice though. It’s a basic black with no extra accents except for the stringy tie in the center. Nothing cute or fun going on with this bikini so there isn’t much else to say.

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Apparently Kim Zolciak is one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, which I guess makes her some kind of b-list celeb but that doesn’t give her the right to wear whatever bikini she wants.  Some people may like the way this black snake-detailed bikini looks on her, but I think it looks way too small.  The bottoms look alright I guess, but the top just looks weird.  Maybe it’s her cleavage or maybe the top isn’t providing enough support or something, but it just looks wrong.

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