Here’s Jessica Simpson looking noticeably sad in her green, orange, and brown bikini. Don’t frown Jessica, you’re still cute as a baby fart!

Lindsay we hope you can settle your legal troubles and get back to entertaining us! In the meantime, we’ve got this fantastic bikini photo of Lindsay to admire. That animal print bikini sure looks great against her cute freckled skin.

You’d be forgiven for thinking this photo of Heather Locklear is old, but this is recent! Heather is looking great as ever these days, and in this picture she’s totally rocking a red bikini Baywatch-style.

Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Denise Richards looking hotter in a bikini! That light green bikini looks fantastic against her smooth tanned skin!