Check out Miss USA in a bright yellow halter-bandeau-wrapped string bikini! She gets points for wearing an unconventional color, a unique style, matching accessories and the skull-and-crossbones trinket hanging off her bottoms. I think if this bikini were just hanging on a rack it would be unimpressive, but Miss USA is making it look goooood.

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If you haven’t already guessed, this girl is related to a man named Tommy. I believe she’s his niece. What I’m not sure of, however, is why she’d be wearing a pale and pasty bikini with her super light skin and hair. Bonus points for the ruffly top enhancing a small chest, but the bottoms are a weird shade of yellow-green. It kind of reminds me of vomit. Obviously, the color scheme here is not something I dig.

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Another photo of George Clooney’s girlfriend wearing another tiny bikini. The woman has an amazing figure, and these itty bitty bikinis definitely show it off. I’m starting to think she purposely buys bikinis a few sizes smaller. It’s not a great photo but it looks like there’s some beading on this little white string bikini which I think is a good idea. A little bling never hurt anyone.

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Believe it or not, this supermodel just had a baby. Incredible. Here she is in a multicolored, striped bikini with tie-dye affect. I’m biased towards halter tops and like how this one has a extra band along the bottom for added support. The fold over bottoms are a new style that I like too. No more flimsy strings to tangle with or worry about coming undone.

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Newly single Amber Rose is showing off her curves in a simple black string bikini. Usually I find boring black to be, well, boring. But I guess since it’s a tiny black bikini on a woman with some serious proportions, it’s not all that uninteresting. Nice shades too.

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Yes, it’s Shauna Sand again and yes, she’s wearing leopard print again. This time it’s pink and looks too small. The skimpy bikini, bleached blonde hair, heavy eyeliner and pastel pink lips adds up to a look that’s more trashy than classy. For once I’d like to see her in a bikini that’s the right size and her sporting a more natural look, but I guess if she did that then no one would be taking photos of her anymore.

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I don’t know how Heidi Montag became a household name but at least she’s putting her insane breast enhancement to good use and wearing a cute bikini. The purple and citrus-colored tie dye pattern makes for a nice blend of colors. I like the gold starfish decor on the top and bottoms too. I’m not sure how the strapless bandeau top is staying up but I guess it looks alright on her now odd and disproportionate body. The bottoms are cute though – I like the subtly ruffled edges and the string ties.

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JWoWW certainly loves her frilly, lacy bikinis. This hot pink one is trimmed with black lace and I’m sure is often mistaken for lingerie. There’s no doubt that this girl loves the lacy look, I’m just not sure it’s a great look for the water. Then again, it is the Jersey Shore and it’s entirely possible that area is in it’s own microcosm.

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Playboy’s Holly Madison posted a TwitPic of herself in a black and white bikini. The giant gingham print is about as giant as her chest and certainly hard to ignore. I think the playmate could have opted for something more colorful, perhaps something pink. The sweetheart neckline is cute and the underwire style is a good idea since it offers shape and support. I wonder what the bottoms look like….

Over the long weekend Rihanna was seen splashing around in Hawaii. Wearing a turquoise and black geometric print bikini, the popular singer showed off her nice bod and bevy of tattoos (what’s with the gun, seriously). The bikini looks great on her and fits her perfectly, the color looks really nice too. I like the demi-cup style of the underwire top and the skinny halter tie. Overall, Riri is looking good while having fun.

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