Archive for May, 2010

May

27

Paulina Rubio Bikini Picture

Paulina Rubio Bikini Picture

I am not exactly sure what I think of pregnant women wearing bikinis. I do know, however that this is not the best look for Paulina Rubio.  First of all, it seems like she might be one of those women who will gain weight all over, rather than just a round belly.  If you didn’t know she was pregnant, you would just think she has gotten fat.  Aside from her body shape, the pattern on her string bikini is painfully boring, yet ugly.  Perhaps all of these elements would not be so noticeable if it were not for the strange monkey-like dance that she seems to be doing.  Oh, Paulina.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin


May

25

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Picture

Kirsten Dunst Bikini Picture

If there are two things that Kirsten Dunst needs, I would say a tan and possibly a breast lift. She was seen here preparing to enter some type of pool in a bland, black bikini.  Though black does serve as a much better contrast than pale yellow or white against her ghostly skin, she would be much more attractive without the Interview with a Vampire look.  It regards to her breasts, it may just be the fit of her halter top, but she seems to be drooping a little.  Kirsten seems to be enjoying herself, but for a young starlet she certainly could look better.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin


May

24

Nina Dobrev Bikini Picture

Nina Dobrev Bikini Picture

Nina Dobrev appears to be having a great time at this beach, and only God knows why with such a frumpy bikini.  Though a bit pale, Nina actually has quite a nice body and this bikini does her no favors.  The bottom, especially is cut unusually large and almost reaches her belly button.  The top also appears strangely over-sized.  Nina should definitely get over whatever body issues she thinks she has and exchange this bikini for a cute Brazilian one.  It would flatter her toned body in a way that she apparently could never imagine.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


May

20

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Picture

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Picture

Victorias Silvstedt posed quite predictably atop this boat, waving to some photographers.  In a bright red halter bikini, she showed off a tan body and large, altered breasts.  The bikini does look pretty good on her, but I am not sure about that Barbie-pink lipstick with the bright red suit.  Also, there are these strange little pom-poms at the strings of her bottom and center of the top.  They seem to give this high end bikini a cheap, craft project look.  Although, she does get to spend the day in luxury on an expensive boat so she is probably not concerned about tiny pom-poms.


Photo Credit: FlyNet


May

18

Taryn Manning Bikini Picture

Taryn Manning Bikini Picture

Taryn Manning was seen strolling out of the water at this beautiful beach wearing a purple bikini embellished with studs.  The style would be very cute if she would have bought it one size smaller, but this bikini seems to be baggy in just about every area.  Taryn does seem to be enjoying herself even though she wears an ill-fitting bikini and a ridiculous amount of accessories.  She wears three necklaces, a few bracelets, a knuckle ring, headband and some goofy white sunglasses.  Between the studded bikini and all of that jewelry, she should beware of metal detectors.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


May

17

Shauna Sand Bikini Picture

Shauna Sand Bikini Picture

Shauna Sand was seen here playfully kicking up waves in a sexy leopard print bikini.  Though there does not seem to be a single flaw with her perfectly toned body, she does appear to have some strange tattoos at both wrists.  There is a dark circle at each wrist, resembling some kind of creepy stigmata.  It also looks like the spray tan missed a spot on one arm, as there is a line of white skin.  Overall, Shauna seems to be having a great time playing in the waves as she shows off an amazing body, tattoos and tanning blunders aside.


Photo Credit: WENN.com


May

11

Kristen Dalton Bikini Picture

Kristen Dalton Bikini Picture

The lovely Miss USA is seen in this red carpet pose wearing a simple, yet sexy white bikini with a touch of sparkle at the halter neck.  She stands in a strong, attention grabbing pose as she shows off her toned, tan figure.  As with any beauty queen, Kristen’s hair and make-up are flawless but I wonder about those life-size chandeliers that hand from her ears.  Glamorous jewelry is a must for someone in her position, but these earrings seem a bit overpowering on her petite head.  Other than the fact that she may soon find herself with misshaped ears, Miss USA dazzles here in front of Caesars Palace.


Photo Credit: WENN.com


May

10

Jenna Jameson Bikini Picture

Jenna Jameson Bikini Picture

Adult film star Jenna Jameson was seen toting her son around at this beach, wearing a red and white stripe bikini.  I must say, this bikini is adorable with wide leather straps that feature over-sized gold studs.  However, she seems to be stressed about something.  Those tense wrinkles at her forehead certainly are not flattering, and she seems to be yelling at someone.  Do you think she takes her children everywhere?  Let’s just hope she hires a sitter when she goes to work.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


May

06

JWoWW Bikini Picture

Again with the lace! As you probably remember, yesterday’s post included JWoWW wearing a black bikini trimmed in pink lace.  Here she is seen strolling with her beach chair and silver stilettos wearing a blue bikini with white lace trim.  With the lacy sides at the bottom, I think this suit may actually look more like lingerie than the previous choice.  I do like her silk cover-up in a vibrant blue print, but it would look much better paired with a shimmering Lycra fabric than it does with this bra and panty set.  Maybe if she would at least switch the shiny silver stilettos for some beach appropriate flats.


Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline


May

05

Jenni Farley a.k.a. JWoWW Bikini Picture

Jenni Farley a.k.a. JWoWW Bikini Picture

Reality diva JWoWW was spotted exiting the water at this beach in a black bikini trimmed in pink lace.  Aside from the halter chain, it is a bit difficult to tell if she is wearing a lacy bra or bikini top.  I think that guy behind her might be thinking the same thing.  Jenni also wears large plastic hoops in hot pink and sunglasses trimmed in a lighter pink.  I think one or the other would have looked cute, but both are wildly distracting.  She does, however have a fairly nice body.  If she could learn how to tone down the accessories and abundance of lace, she might actually look hot.


Photo Credit: Fame


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