Archive for April, 2010

Apr

29

Jenna Bentley Bikini Picture

Jenna Bentley Bikini Picture

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is seen here playing in the water in a white monokini that is far too small for her large bust.  With a pretend frightened look on her face, Jenna appears to be shooting a scene for a tacky horror movie.  Her swimsuit actually fits just perfectly at her bottom half, but the top looks absolutely ridiculous.  I will say that her make-up looks flawless, and there is a cute little tattoo at her shoulder.  Other than that, she certainly gives new meaning to the term, “busting out”.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


Apr

28

Paris Hilton Bikini Picture

Paris Hilton Bikini Picture

Apparently on her way to Malibu Barbie’s pool party, Paris stops here for a few red carpet poses.  She wears a hot pink triangle top and matching sheer skirt to cover her bikini bottom.  She even has a matching Chanel bag.  I am completely shocked that her heels are silver, rather than hot pink.  Paris stands perfectly made up with perfect blond curls.  While she is not the first celebrity to mimic Barbie, I think it is safe to say that she does it best.  All she needs is a Ken in ridiculous Bermuda shorts.


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Apr

27

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Picture

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Picture

Kristin is seen is this sunny L.A. scene taking a bikini clad stroll with what seems to be an entourage behind her.  The black string bikini does seem sleek and sexy, but I am not sure about that sheer cover up.  It reminds me of those horrible mesh crop shirts that men used to wear in the ’80s.  Not to mention the ridiculous pair of hands that are strategically placed.  No one ever said it was a good strategy.  Aside from that, her cute little body is toned and tan, and her hair looks fantastic.  Let’s just hope she doesn’t waste any more of her money trying to dress like a retro body builder.


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Apr

26

Kate Bosworth Bikini Picture

Kate Bosworth Bikini Picture

Kate Bosworth is seen at this park posing in front of her boyfriend in a purple print bikini.  While the print is very cute, the bottom seems a bit saggy for her tiny little body.  The triangle top looks great though, and even coordinates with the lovely flowers we see in the background.  Could this have been intentional?  What exactly is she doing, anyway?  It seems that she may have commanded her boyfriend to read her scripts to her while she stands there looking pretty.  Talented, beautiful and rich, she has every right to make a few demands.  If only she would step forward a little and get some sun on that pasty skin, she could have him fanning her and feeding her strawberries as well.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


Apr

22

Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Picture

Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Picture

Lorraine Nicholson is seen at this beach apparently practicing her zombie moves.  Her yellow and white stripe bikini is adorable, and goes well with her baby face and surfer girl blond.  From the group of over-dressed people behind her, I would guess that some type of photo shoot is going on, but what is with the outstretched arms?  Maybe she picked up something really gross.  Otherwise, I believe Lorraine Nicholson is ready for her horror film debut.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


Apr

21

Sophie Turner Bikini Picture

Sophie Turner Bikini Picture

Wait, is that Malibu Barbie? No, just Sophie Turner looking remarkably similar. She is seen here relaxing on a beach chair in a leopard print bikini with strange, horizontal pink ruffles stretching across the triangle cups.  In addition to this strange design, Sophie has opted for Barbie pink feather earrings and matching lipstick.  Her straight blond hair and trendy shades complete this living doll look.  Though many women probably would not mind having a body like the plastic sex symbol, matching the hair and lipstick should probably be avoided.


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Apr

20

Jessica Hart Bikini Picture

Jessica Hart Bikini Picture

Not that we should expect anything less from a Victoria’s Secret model, but Jessica Hart looks amazing in this Brazilian cut rainbow bikini bottom. I could not help but show a back view photo in this particular case. While her abs are beautiful, Jessica’s toned derriere becomes the center of attention.  This colorful bikini bottom is adorable, with a tiny bit of ruching at the back.  With it she wears a skimpy black triangle top which off-sets the color quite nicely.  Jessica seems to be having fun in the waves as she stands waiting for another to cool her body.


Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews


Apr

19

Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture

Annalynne McCord Bikini Picture

Annalynne McCord is seen here speaking to a gentleman on the beach in her bright yellow bikini.  The bottom does have a cute knot detail at the sides and Annalynne has clearly studied the color wheel as her strand of purple beads is the perfect complement to the shade of yellow in her suit.  However, I do think she would look a bit better with more of a tan.  Currently, she seems to disappear into the sand.  Maybe she needs to stop talking and get to tanning.  Her blond hair also looks a tad dried out and frazzled.  With those roots, it also appears that she has not visited a salon in awhile.  She does have a decent body, but with her status she has no excuse for skipping salon treatments.


Photo Credit: Fame


Apr

15

Ivanka Trump Bikini Picture

Ivanka Trump Bikini Picture

I would never go so far as to say that the elderly should not step foot on a beach. However, Ivanka’s skin is no longer tight enough that she should be showing this much of it. She wears a hot pink bikini, which draws even more attention. The bandeau top would be cute on a young, perky bust which Ivanka clearly does not have.  The bikini bottom features a white belt that cuts into her aging skin, making the suit even less flattering.  Judging by that rock on her hand, the mother of Donald Trump’s children could afford to have some tightening done or at least buy some beach attire with more coverage.


Photo Credit: Fame


Apr

14

Sarah Harding Bikini Picture

Sarah Harding Bikini Picture

Sarah Harding is seen exiting the luxurious waters of Barbados as she holds a bright yellow snorkel mask in one hand while simultaneously adjusting her bikini bottom.  She wears a delightful leopard print bikini with hot pink ruffle trim.  Her body certainly looks toned enough for this suit, and she displays an edgy tattoo on one arm.  Her blond bangs seem windblown as she looks at the camera through black sunglasses which seem to lack style.  Even so, that adorable bikini and perfect abs make up for it.


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